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Archive for January 2018

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This Ain't Canadaland XXX. Rock the beat with 12 year-old DJ SABOTAGE and his loud-smoking music teacher. Plus mind sex with Dwayne Johnson, erotic train derailment, hockey chads gone wild, and chasing the Alberta Advantage with the American Dream. I will shoot your dog and not even think twice about it.

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This isn't a comedy podcast, it's a tragedy podcast. If this is your first time listening to the show, we might recommend you try a different episode, because this one is pretty bleak. Getting wood, being honoured by the Japanese emperor, joining the YPJ, bears eating ice cream, a living nightmare of chronic pain, the benevolence of the Burger King with his serfs, Steve Buscemi and Harvey Keitel are ROIDCOPS, and a murder near Keifer's house.

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We're calling on all freedom-loving Albertans to stand up in defense of your right to nude swimming and therapy chickens. We're daring you to dream of the opposite of a mall. We're putting all child sex abusers on blast and blowing open the Jason Klaus/Joshua Frank triple murder case like an Edmonton manhole cover. And we're keeping it real for the 10th Street Boys. Would it be safe to say that we're a couple of stone-cold killers?

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I do solemnly swear on my dear mother's life to make this my primary purchasing area, to uphold the Nudist's Creed, respect the early culture of the new funicular, to learn volume, area, perimeter, and some basic facts about the career of Jaromir Jagr. I will uphold the values of Freak Lunchbox, install custom grips on my snowblower, never again do cocaine at the Keg or Montana's, and vow to stay away from Carly Rae Jepsen's high school forever more. And I will never fucking talk to anyone about this podcast. Fuck to NDP and Trudeau.

You can find more information about Calgary Nude Recreation at calgarynuderecreation.ca.

For more information on the Time Boy, visit timeboyband.bandcamp.com.

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This season, Kindness is Power. Curl up with your favourite diabetic rapper and read Horny Uncle Remus to eachother while you split a Lumberjack Sub. Then, let him brand you, and light an animated GIF of a candle for all the ones we lost.

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Keifer is joined by friends Jenna and Matt for an in depth discussion about West Edmonton Mall(WEM), the 8th wonder of the world! Shopping! Water-slides! Amusement Parks! Pirate Ships! Sea Life! Death! All this and much more in a very special BONUS Alberta Podcast!

 

Thanks for listening. Tell your friends. 

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